West Ham jokes

[joggerjayne]

Come on, guys ... !

[joggerjayne]

Come to Brighton when you play us.

We are very friendly.

Our new ground will be lit up in claret and blue when you guys come down, and there will be huge pictures of people like Bobby Moore and Trevor Brooking. Seriously!

[micmak]

I've read about your new ground JJ. It sounds fandabidosi (sp)

[joggerjayne]

It is. It's amazing.

It has some sort of springy pitch to ease wear on the players' legs.

But I'm still a bit sad. I'll really miss Withdean, even though it was a pile of poo.

Actually, the one thing about Withdean that was really, really bad was that stupid running track between the pitch and the fans. A running track at a football ground SERIOUSLY does not work.

Well, actually, it's great for the away fans, coz it eliminates the intimidating home atmosphere.

You don't know any teams who might have a running track at their ground, do you, micmak ??

Aww, poop, micmak ... just throw in the towel, and come and support Brighton instead.

[micmak]

JJ you're a killer, you can't throw the towel in after 50 years. Talking of a running track..........

[DTCwordfan]

If that comment about jokes being abyssmal were addressed at me, or indeed any of the others on here, Wu Tang, where the feck are yours. You negative prat - get of your high horse and contribute something and then we will have a better judgement of you.

[DTCwordfan]

A fire broke out this weekend, Sunday night, at Upton Park. Realising all was lost the chairman said: "Quickly, grab the silverware!" so all the stewards ran into the kitchen!

[WuTang]

Absolutely dire!

[Philtaz]

Apparently, during the fight at West Ham's Gala dinner, Rob Green tried to hold someone back, but let them slip through his fingers. Carlton Cole tried to punch someone, but missed. Scott Parker was fighting them all on his own whilst Matthew Upson just sat back and watched.


I like that one, even as an Irons supporter!

[Hopkirk]

When they move into the Olympic Stadium they are going to rename it the O 4 Arena.

[puternut]

Posted last week so a little out of date

The footballing world is stunned as West Ham boss, Avram Grant is offered a new two year contract. Apparently he gets 600 minutes and unlimited texts......


Still funny???

[R1Geezer]

Ok JJ, as a Westham fan, here's my contrubution:
Apparently they buriied Bin Laden in a Westham shirt because they wanted to make sure he'd stay on the bottom!

You gotta laugh!

[joggerjayne]

LOL, LOL ... !

[lesblue]

Just got my Olympic ticket application back. Sadly, I missed out on the 100m final..........but I got 25,000 tickets for West Ham v Doncaster.

[carrust]

Avram Grant has just signed a new contract!

He's gonna get 500 texts & 300 mins.......

[McMouse]

What's the difference between West ham and a teabag?
A teabag stays in the cup longer.

[Davethedog]

They have pledged to be in by 2013, it was one of the things that got them the bid.