So exactly what time is the end of the world thing happening?

[RATTER15]

I got things to do, I cant sit around waiting all day?!!!

[RATTER15]

No Ann, Im a very bad person, I killed Bambi's Mum!!!!

[anneasquith]

there is a lovely new hammock waiting for you. one of these days your going to say to cara, well well who would have thought it,me in heaven. :) :) :)

[Chaffinch]

Go for it Star, yum, yum, this end of the world thing does have a plus side!

[Carakeel]

Too right, anneasquith! xxx

[cazzz1975]

you would think the rapture earthquakes should have started by now

[China Doll]

It'd be nice to know that I don't have to continue packing up boxes.

[starone]

(thinks) Wonder if it would be safe under the table?

[Kleiber]

According to Radio Wales (the great Oracle!) it's 18.00h today - in Wales!! Oh, well, I'll be down the pub...
I'll feed the dogs & cats before I go, so they'll be OK to wait for the Pet Rescuers, but what about the farm animals?
My son has gone off to Aberystwyth for a music gig - he did yell,"Love You, Mum!" as he drove off, so I guess he'll be OK too.
See you tomorrow, everyone (somewhere!) K xx

[grasscarp]

Well there's been nothing heard from New Zealand, so obviously all lines of communication are down, so it's true!

[DTCwordfan]

THe End of the World is Nigh

On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars.

"Repent, the End of the World is Nigh!" was his constant theme.

One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. 'Pull this to end the world' said the sign on it.

Now Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby, the people all swayed by his powerful elocution.

All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn't stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever.

As the driver explained to the Highway Patrol later, he actually had no choice.

Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said "Better Nate than Lever."

[samak]

So glad it's now the 22nd May here. Thought my number was on that one. Now where's the Kool-Aid?

[Safiya]

I offered it in the other end of the world post Samak - the one in society and culture I think. No one took me up on it and now its gone icky :(

[mike11111]

As I read it, the bloke offering pet care said, "I don't do refunds". Only in the USA could anyone fall for that. I'd sooner take my chance with the bloke on the street corner playing "Find the Lady".

[netibiza]

Damn. now I'll have to pay the dentist!!

[redman41]

We are on borrowed time.......

[dzug2]

Maybe it HAS happened only no-one was 'good' enough to participate.

Except Boxtops' cat maybe.......