Intelligence test

[kitten786]

any help would be greatfully recieved thaqnk you in advance
1, why cant a man living in york be buried west of the trent

2,if you drove a bus from newcastle with 40 people on, dropped 7 off, at gates head and picked up 2, stopped at birtley and picked up another 10, arrived at durham 15 minutes later, what would the drivers name be

3, a man built a rectangulaqr house with each side having a southern exposure, a bear came by, what colour was it
thank you for any help

[sara3]

2 would be your name.. "you drove"

[Twirls]

1 - because he's alive?

2. you are the driver so whatever your name is

3. white - polar bear

[sara3]

1 because he is still living

[sara3]

Twirls is more intelligent than me ;o)

[vegasmad]

1. If he was living in York then he wouldn't be dead and so could not be buried.

[DTCwordfan]

Is U Drove Burmese by chance - like the old head of the UN, U-Thant

I met his brother, U Drove that is, U-Went.

[Twirls]

Thanks Sara 3 - must be all the fresh air I've had today. Normally I struggle with this type of thing!

[Postdog]

I can't believe you had to ask 2!!!

[Postdog]

actually all of them now I've read them......

[kitten786]

Thank you all so much the answers are so simple, i just didnt see them thank you again