If you are having trouble sleeping,

[moonraker558]

Just remember this: The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

[ttfn]

Be grateful for the modern machinery to cut the hedges. It must be a vast improvement on the old sickle and scythe when you were but a budding gardener.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Must be abloody big hedge, moonie, or are you just slow??

[moonraker558]

I am just a perfectionist, everything has to look level Welshy, I am an artist. Standing by for the obvious reply.

[WELSHYORKIE]

But moonie, I am one of life's nice guys, I wouldn't know what you are talking about hic

[ttfn]

Morning, Welshy, and I am a lady.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Morning ttfn, I know your a lady, I wouldn't dare suggest othrwise, my dear. Moonie is more your laydee!!

[ttfn]

I think it is the smock which possibly gives him away, Welshy, lol

[WELSHYORKIE]

That's it ttfn, I knew there was something!!

[ttfn]

He has been trying to keep it privet!

[moonraker558]

are my ears burning, can I here me old bird chirping away in the background?

[ttfn]

I may be an old bird, darling, but I am not a capon ☺

[moonraker558]

More of a "pee" hen then eh?

[ttfn]

You could say that, lol. When is Mrs Moony coming to join us, as did Mrs Stokemaveric? I would love to compare notes with the good lady.

[ttfn]

<<I knew he would chicken out of answering that Q>>

[WELSHYORKIE]

ttfn - probably walking down a corridor mumbling 'clucking hell' or something.

[moonraker558]

I'm afraid she isn't interested with modern day technology, she will do an email if she has to but otherwise couldn't be bothered with it all.