Pack of 3

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Bought a packet of flavoured condoms.
Said to the other half in bed, "hey, how do you fancy a laugh? turn the lights off and I'll put one on and then you try and guess the taste"
"Ok" she said, then a bit later "mmm? cheese and onion?"
I indignantly replied "Hang on, I havent put one on yet!"

[plautus]

Many years ago a friend of mine put his last 50p into a condom machine thinking it was a cigarette machine. He wasn't very happy at the outcome. That's going back a bit, when you could get 20 cigs for less than 50p.

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Must have seen him coming....

[JonnyBoy12]

How many centuries ago was that then, platus? I can not recall them ever being that price.

[RATTER15]

I used to buy a packet of 12 condoms for 50p (i think) and Sovereign cigarettes were 28 pence.

[plautus]

20 Embassy were 26p in 1972. I remember that because they were that price in old money (5s.3d) when Heath became PM in 1970 and were the same price when he left office in 1974. Didn't last long though.

[pink-kittens]

I can recall ciggies at 52p for 20 and that was advertised on a large road side bill board!

[ChuckFickens]

"I used to buy a packet of 12 condoms for 50p (i think) and Sovereign cigarettes were 28 pence."

buying a years worth is good budgeting though :)

[Postdog]

I once told a rather naive mate that they were chewing gum machines, and he believed me.

BTW, I've been told that the joke works better with ready salted.

[Bobbisox]

haha I like that one Avatar

[RATTER15]

Chuck, "a year"!! I could throw far more water bombs than that in a week!!!