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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the story of Jesus Christ.
After telling them a short story about his birth and the events leading to his crucifixion, she then asks the class, “Where is Jesus today?’
Thomas raised his hand and said, “He’s in Heaven.”
“That’s right Thomas, he’s in Heaven.” The teacher then asks, “Where else might Jesus be today?”
Amy raised her hand and said, “He’s in my heart.”
“That’s right Amy, he’s in all of our hearts.” she replies.
The teacher then notices little Johnny waving his hand furiously and shouts out, “I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom!” says little Johnny.
Completely baffled by his answer, the teacher asks Johnny to explain why.
Little Johnny says, “Well, every morning, my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ! Are you still in there?”
After telling them a short story about his birth and the events leading to his crucifixion, she then asks the class, “Where is Jesus today?’
Thomas raised his hand and said, “He’s in Heaven.”
“That’s right Thomas, he’s in Heaven.” The teacher then asks, “Where else might Jesus be today?”
Amy raised her hand and said, “He’s in my heart.”
“That’s right Amy, he’s in all of our hearts.” she replies.
The teacher then notices little Johnny waving his hand furiously and shouts out, “I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom!” says little Johnny.
Completely baffled by his answer, the teacher asks Johnny to explain why.
Little Johnny says, “Well, every morning, my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ! Are you still in there?”
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