At least she wasnt naked, milly
I know one guy who was in a training centre and had a few drinks too many.
The bedrooms were very spartan and even a monk would have found the bed narrow.
In my room, about 4.30M, I rolled over in bed and found myself on the floor. It was roughly the same time when this Dutch guy woke up in his bedroom and headed for the bathroom, which was adjacent to the main door.
Unfortunately for him, he took the wrong one. The door slammed shut behind him and there he was in the corridor. And naked too, as he wasnt wearing any pyjamas.
He looked around for cover, curtains, wastepaper bin, flowerpot.....No such joy, this was the training centre and no frills. He was facing a nigh-on 200 yard walk stark-bollock naked over to the reception as we were housed in an extension.
Then it dawned on him. His next door neighbour was a Korean, of course named Park, and it was his first trip out of Asia.
Imagine his shock when, bang bang bang on the door at 4.45am and he opens the door to find this incredibly hirstute Dutchman standing naked in the corridor.
The course was off to a flyer when this came out over breakfast as it was only the second night.....