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tamborine | 22:11 Fri 12th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine !! The little bastards.
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Avatar Image mike11111
Like many funny sayings it contains a great deal of truth!
22:13 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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lol
22:14 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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Avatar Image buddybird
positively "shameless"!!!!!!
22:21 Fri 12th Aug 2011
Avatar Image JonnyBoy12
You wonder why I do not want kids! This is why!
11:00 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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LOL, I like it!
11:01 Sat 13th Aug 2011

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