Dumbest Kid in the World

[Significantother]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a pound coin in one hand and two 20p’s in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the 20p’s and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of sweet stop. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 20p’s instead of the pound coin?” The boy licked his lollipop and replied, “Because the day I take the pound coin, the game is over!”

[maggiebee]

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[askyourgran]

Clever boy. lol

[wildwood]

Brilliant.