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What do I look like!
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A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, the tap in the bathroom is dripping. Could you fix it?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- a blooming plumber?"
A couple weeks later, the wife found some of the doors were sticking. "Honey, can you please sort the doors out?"
"What do I look like -- a blooming carpenter?" He sat down with a beer and watched the football on TV.
The next weekend, the husband realized the doors were all fine. He went to the bathroom and found that the tap wasnt dripping anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come the tap and the doors are fixed?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbours, Mike. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.
"Wow, did he charge us anything?"
"No, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him."
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?"
"Cake? What the hell do I look like -- a blooming baker?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- a blooming plumber?"
A couple weeks later, the wife found some of the doors were sticking. "Honey, can you please sort the doors out?"
"What do I look like -- a blooming carpenter?" He sat down with a beer and watched the football on TV.
The next weekend, the husband realized the doors were all fine. He went to the bathroom and found that the tap wasnt dripping anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come the tap and the doors are fixed?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbours, Mike. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.
"Wow, did he charge us anything?"
"No, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him."
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?"
"Cake? What the hell do I look like -- a blooming baker?"
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