Can someone help me stuff these?

[AB Editor]

I need to put these jokes into the crackers for this year. Take care though, some are ancient: http://www.theanswerb...s/Question970867.html

New additions welcome, but they need to be of a vintage.

Ed.

[rowanwitch]

how does an elephant get down from a tree
sits on a leaf and waits until autumn

how do you get down from a camel
you don't.... you get it from an eider duck

[AB Editor]

Thank you for the further contributions.