Jeremy Clarkson

[NoMercy]

Is it wrong that i have a massive crush on him?
I want to run my fingers through his curly barnet !

He's soooooooooooo dreamy xx
Love you NoM (honestly)

[askyourgran]

jaques Cousteau or Jackie Chan?

[Psybbo]

recommend pamela stephenson

[lcg]

bleurghhhh...yes, that's very wrong x

[Maydup]

I almost believed you there NoM, lol. Was about to send in the men in white coats. Pleased to see you back in control!

[joggerjayne]

"Is it wrong that i have a massive crush on [Jeremy Clarkson]?"

Err ...

... yes.

[Dee Sa]

you can have him, I wouldnt fancy him baked, roast or fried. Cant stand the man he is soooo full of himself.

[NoMercy]

Guys... It was a Bobjugs wind up.

I don't fancy Clarkson.

[joggerjayne]

"It was a Bobjugs wind up"

** phew ** ... relief !!

[rowanwitch]

You need to wait a bit and come on with a similar... odd fantasy for JC maybe Nancy Del'olio or better still Fern Britton...

[NoMercy]

Rowan... What would you say if I told you he has a thing for Coleen Nolan?

[mightyWBA]

He's in the mood for dancing? :-)