Camilla and Charles

DTCwordfan | 22:15 Wed 07th Dec 2011 | Jokes

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In honour of the missprim's thread on Camilla.

Charles and Camilla are apparently a bit flummoxed by the whole marriage thing. It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place:

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were misplaced and she was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. Because of the type of construction done following the Windsor Castle fire, the adjoining walls were made of plasterboard.

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but it was stuck fast.

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got! "

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SO good!"

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

Diet for the Menopausal woman.

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micmak

Ha Ha.

DaisyNonna

So pleased that I do not have a sense of humour.

maggiebee

Oh DTC you are awful but I like it

missprim

Very good DTcrosswordfan :-)

cupid04

I have a friend that had her sense of humour removed at birth. She has never
watched a comedy programme in her life. How sad is that! By the way loved
the joke! All the nice girs love a sailor.

atrollope

...erm I think he was recalling "Rum,Sodomy and the Lash",cupid04..and reaching for the KY jelly ;-)

cupid04

I do understand. I am a woman of the world. But I only partake in the norm!