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Women's Jokes about Men - In honour of MissPrim
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Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".
Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!
Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: Why are men and like spray paint?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.
Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".
Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!
Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: Why are men and like spray paint?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.
Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.
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