And they say you don't have a heart....

[Bbbananas]

Sqadlet - Well well well my little chickadee -a little kind bird has told me you're incapacitated. I've come on here specially to have a nose to see what the problem is. A dicky heart eh? Another thing we have in common my good man.

All the best, keep your *** up and stop getting fruity will all the cardiac nurses. It's behaviour like that that's probably landed you on that ward. You're not so young as you were in your flirting prime you know x Would you like me to arrange for DoG to pay you a bedside visit?!!!

Thank you, you know who for letting me know about my old sparring and flirting partner.

[boxtops]

Yay salla, good to see you, and it's not lunchtime!

[hellywelly4]

Type Incapacitated in the search box and you'll find his posts. It's many many pages long!!

[Maydup]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1083376.html

[Sqad]

Hi! Salla....no big deal....mrs sqad is the one that I am sorry for.

Nurses are too young and have no tits....not like our English sisters.

Take care and thanks.

[craft1948]

sqaddy....get yourself out of there (I've bought some new lingerie)

[yogi-bear]

Hold the phone!....two timing me, eh, crafty?......Ok, as it's our squiddly, I'll let you off, as you'll still have 23 hours 58 mins left of the day after a fumble with him, bless his cotton socks.

.....(one of those minutes is him just writing a prescription for how many Ibroprofen he's gonna need for afterwards ) :0)