"Janette, famous as naughty schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie, said: "We had a little boat. It was only a little 12 foot boat and we went out for Sunday lunch one day and we thought we'd get a bit romantic on this boat out at sea, and we nearly ended up in France.
"He couldn't make it last that long now."
Whatever floats your boat, eh. Good luck to both of them anyhow.