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Christmas Eve.
That morning I got a phone call from my daughter asking if I would like to come for tea.
I said I would, and asked her what were we having.
Shepherds Pie with veg.
Daughter asked if I would be going near any shops where I could get her some mints.
Yes I said, I have to go to Tesco for some last minute things and could get her mints from there.
Daughter is expecting second child and suffers from lots of wind so I decided to get her a packet with 7 tubes of mints in it.
Arrived at daughters and gave her the mints.
Daughter,'What are these for?'
Me, 'You asked me to get you some mints.'
Daughter, 'What did I say we were having for tea?'
Me,'Shepherds Pie?'
Daughter,'And what do I need to make a Shepherds Pie?'
Me,'Potatoes, carrots......pause for thought.......Mince?'
Ooops!
That morning I got a phone call from my daughter asking if I would like to come for tea.
I said I would, and asked her what were we having.
Shepherds Pie with veg.
Daughter asked if I would be going near any shops where I could get her some mints.
Yes I said, I have to go to Tesco for some last minute things and could get her mints from there.
Daughter is expecting second child and suffers from lots of wind so I decided to get her a packet with 7 tubes of mints in it.
Arrived at daughters and gave her the mints.
Daughter,'What are these for?'
Me, 'You asked me to get you some mints.'
Daughter, 'What did I say we were having for tea?'
Me,'Shepherds Pie?'
Daughter,'And what do I need to make a Shepherds Pie?'
Me,'Potatoes, carrots......pause for thought.......Mince?'
Ooops!
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