Anthony Worrall Thompson Recipe for omelettes

[McMouse]

First go and steal a dozen eggs.......

[maggiebee]

Not funny!

[bookboo]

What on earth drives a rich person to go and steal meagre items such as this?

[Zhukov]

haaaahaaaaa..lol

[MarkRae]

I have some sympathy with people who have fallen foul of the self-checkout tills. A few months back one of the security guards at my local Sainsburys stopped me as I was leaving for a routine check which, apparently, they have to do a certain number of times every day. Turned out I'd actually paid for a couple of items twice because the beep hadn't gone off and I'd scanned them a second time...

[jd_here]

Checking my bill I once found I hadn't scanned a case of 24 Stella. I called the store manager to report my error. He accepted my honesty and told me to keep the Stella as a gesure of goodwill!

[EcclesCake]

Having worked with him on a few occasions I wouldn't be surprised that he did it deliberately, with full cognisance. He is not a particularly nice man and his arrogance is such that he would reckon he could get away with scanning every other item because he would never get caught/prosecuted - in his opinion.

[MarkRae]

^^ If that's true, then he deserves everything he gets. A thief is a thief is a thief.

[Old_Geezer]

Ought this not be in the 'Jokes' section ?
Anyway it'd need to be a wine & cheese omelette.

[MarkRae]

> Ought this not be in the 'Jokes' section?

Not by the usual definition of 'joke', though it would fit right in...

[emmie]

eccles, bit of an oeuf then.

[McMouse]

According to Tesco AWT had aroused their suspitions when using the self check out over a number of recent visits. They set up surveillance and got him dead to rights.

[EcclesCake]

Nice one Em!

There are many other things I could think to call him too!

[Philtaz]

And to that recipe you add just a pinch of cheese......

[tamborine]

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJXTe0dl3Y&feature=player_embedded

[Philtaz]

MarkRae,
But to be fair, he fell foul of the self checkout system FIVE times!

[Zhukov]

lol thats a good one tamborine...lol

[Zhukov]

If you are in a hurry..just stuff some Cheese in your Jacket,potato..

[johntywino]

When I was about 15ish (60 plus yonks ago) my Mother used to make spotted Joy-sticks in a large pillow-case tied in the middle with string,and I think she BOILED them in a large cauldron....It kept 5 or 6 of us going for about a week! Anyone know a good old fashioned recipe for it , as I quite fancy a go....... John.