A Worral Joke

[DTCwordfan]

A certain famous chef was arrested recently in Tescos for shop lifting. When he went before the judge he asked him, "What did you steal?" he replied: a bottle of wine.

The judge asked her why he had stolen them and he replied that he was depressed and craving the better things in life.

The judge then asked him how many glasses of wine were in the bottle. He replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the chef's wife, coincidentally called Jay, spoke up and asked the judge if she could say something.

He said, " What is it?" The wife said "He also stole a can of peas."

[weecalf]

A case of cant pay wont pay if youll excuse the pun

[owdhamer]

Good job it wasnt a packet of rice dtcf

[puternut]

Why was Mrs Chef 'coincidentally called Jay' ?

[bibblebub]

this is now on Youtube (fingers crossed that link works)

[DTCwordfan]

Brilliant, bibblebub......and how quick did they have that off the blocks....

[bibblebub]

quicker than you can say "you're nicked, son"

[Postdog]

Getting a bit cheesed off now with jokes about him

[maggiebee]

Poor Anthony, restaurant owner, column writer and celebrity chef - and all he will be remembered for is that he stole from a crap supermarket. Not condoning but....

[chrissa1]

That made me laugh bibblebub.

[DTCwordfan]

Guess the next stage is that you will have a wine about it, postdog......