I spells gud I duz

[B00]

Found this gem, on our areas, FaceBook selling page.

"sellin a luxary umberlla wooded out door been use 2 3 times still like bran new pick up only also a out side gerzbo also pick up only still like bran new if u wanna no any thing eles inbox me"

Then she'd added a bit further down the page "pitcher down below and 35 pound"

Now i admit to the odd spelling mistake (ok, a lot sometimes) but that just left me thinking "wow!!" when I read it, or at least tried to decipher it.

[B00]

oh now see, THAT'S why I didn't know what one is, I don't do posh. Fantastic way of putting it Tuvok!

[maggiebee]

Barista - now there's a word I've never heard before. That's what I love about this site, so many interesting facts that often help out at local quizzes. Keep them flowing.

[B00]

Just done it DT, yeah, made me chuckle too :-)

[Tuvok]

Anybody any good with lines from adverts? I've got a quiz due in on Monday and I'm stuck for some answers

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1100808.html

[cathfromsaron]

it's probably punctuation ...

but yes, very funny and i popped it onto my FB page!

cath x

[Barmaid]

I think I can safely say that £6.50 an hour is out of my league. And I make crap coffee.

[cathfromsaron]

locally, we quite often see 'for birth' caravans and 'on sweet' bathrooms!

yes really ...

cath x

[DTCwordfan]

That would be a Baristea then - a Barista who serves tea?

[DTCwordfan]

or Barischa

[ChuckFickens]

TBH the use of £6-50 instead of £6.50 annoys me more than the misspelling of barista.

[jno]

typical, the best answer has a spelling mistake in it.

Young generation innit.

[B00]

lol jno, evil I tell ye ;-)

[tiggerblue10]

What does "pitcher down below and 35 pounds" mean? I don't geddit.

[B00]

She was telling someone that something, either the gazebo or parasol (I assume) was £35.00 and there was a picture of it further down the page Tiggs.

[nescio]

You cannot be too careful:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.