I was on the bus...

[boxtops]

yesterday, and a young woam sitting on the long seats at right angles to me opened the top of her shirt buttons and proceeded to renew her roll-on deodorant on her underarms, in front of all the passengers.

How odd is that?

[Baldric]

Only in Dover!!!

;o)

[rowanwitch]

Strange things happen on buses

Many years ago in london a man sat down beside me exposed himself and started to masturbate in the middle of the rush hour.....

[JonnyBoy12]

That is very odd, boxtops but not the strangest thing in the world. What is the oddest thing that you have ever seen?

[Booldawg]

did you offer to help? - that one goes out to boxy, not rowan!

[chelle7272]

That happened in our local Wetherspoons once Rowan, mid afternoon stood right at the bar.....

[EcclesCake]

Chelle, I don't venture into Wetherspoons that often but when I have it has been full of w@nker$.

[DTCwordfan]

rowan and michelle, I would have said to them in a matter of fact way, "Are you coming or going?" And then walked away.

[chelle7272]

me either eccles, thank goodness!

lol DT

[peashaq]

2 old women met in town. One said "Did you come on the bus?" The other said "Yes but I pretended it was an asthma attack."

[rowanwitch]

I had a bottle of woodworm killer in my bag I should have squirted it on him

[mccfluff]

did dhe get her boobies out?

maybe she was runnign late so getting ready on the run, app this happens a lot on trains

[boxtops]

Er no fluffy, this was at 230 in the afternoon (and baldric, it was in Hythe..) - and i've just reread, it was a woman not a woam, but I am sure you all knew that :-)

[Maydup]

Want front eh?

[Ann]

Better the lesser of two evils, worst thing must be trapped on a bus sitting next to someone with terrible BO and bus windows which won't open :(

[DTCwordfan]

try that on a plane from Lagos to Paris, ann, 5.5 hours worth..............