Strands #269 “Come Fly With...
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It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
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