A Bloke...

[Jemisa]

A bloke goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?"
Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40.
She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied
"Your horse phoned."

[starone]

hee-hee. lol

[grasscarp]

Good one, must have been over 30 years ago I first heard it!

[sasskins]

OK, if we're being sexist.....

How can you tell when a bloke is well hung?
When you can't get yer finger between the rope and his neck.

[starone]

that made me chuckle too sasskins.

[Jemisa]

gc Like I always say "The oldies are the goldies" 30 years ago?? surely not, you must have been a babe in arms! :o)

jem

[grasscarp]

Jemisa I have somehow got myself into my 7th decade on earth. Still make stupid mistakes and say the wrong things etc Inside I am about 16 - forever!

[sasskins]

Am flattered I got best answer jems - having been married to three worthless husbands, I have many more.

[THEMOTLEY1]

You sure know how to pick 'em!!

[Jemisa]

gc. "Stupid Mistakes"? No No they are 'Senior Moments' There's a difference. :o}

jem