Tell me this will not happen to us 2

[Jemisa]

TELL ME THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO US


An elderly gentleman called 999 on his mobile phone to report
that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he
explains his situation to the operator: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' he cried.. The operator said,
'Stay calm... A police officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the police officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'He got in the back-seat by mistake.'

[tonyav]

Quite an old one jem, but still pretty funny.