there are 4 kinds of sex..

[Jemisa]

Sorry, I've done it again & put it in Ph&S by mistake

There are 4 kinds of sex...
:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FOCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fock you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

[craft_Tel]

:)

I seem to remember the first kind also being called "smurf sex" because you are newly married and you do it until you're blue in the face !!