He said to me/I said to him

missprim | 17:51 Mon 12th Mar 2012 | Jokes

2 Answers

He said to me . ... .
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . .
You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . .........
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ..
That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink
while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me. ...
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... .
They don't have time.

He said to me. .
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. ..
I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. .
Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive,caring and good- looking?
I said to him . . .
They already have boyfriends.

He said to me...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . ..
A widow.

He said to me....
Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . ..
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed….
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.