Village life isn't all it's cracked up to be

EvianBaby | 18:27 Thu 12th Apr 2012 | ChatterBank

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Oh sure, the sound of cows mooing, horses grazing and endless site of rolling hills are all divine but by god it reeks of sh1t round here today!

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Eastenders - Shirley's outfit for Ev's funeral. Wonder where she bought it?

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I didn't do nuffink. They still like to talk about it though. The downside of having (an ex) relationship with a local.

China Doll

I used to get told off when out in the country and my parents saying 'smell that fresh air' and me answering 'what, you mean smell the poo?!' I have no soul apparently... :c) (I do love the smell of being by the sea though).

mushroom25

a friend of my parents used to keep sheep in a little village in deepest suffolk, not far from southwold. some "incomers" moved into the smallholding next door, and got a noise abatement order put on my parent's friend - because his sheep kept saying "baaaaa".

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I'd rather have no soul than a perverse desire to smell poop! ;)

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Ha ha mushroom! I might try that with the cows. They're bloody noisy sometimes. Bloody nature!!! ;)

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