Medical daffynitions part 1

[chrisrob]

Acute: Opposite of an ugly
Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer
Aerobe - A garment worn around the house
Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson
Anally - Occurring yearly
Antepartum - When your father's sister goes home
Anti-Body - Against everyone
Artery - The study of paintings
Atonic - Goes with your gin

Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
Bandages - The Rolling Stones
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What an eight-year-old wants to be
Bolus - What psychoanalysts talk
Botulism - Tendency to make mistakes
Bowel - A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
Buccal - Does up your belt
Bullae - A tough guy
Bunion - John's surname

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cardiology - Advanced study of poker playing

[marval]

I have heard them before, still good though.