The traffic warden's funeral.

[McMouse]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed “Im not dead, Im not dead, Let me out !”


The vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “ Too effing late pal, the paperwork's already done"

[tenrec]

That's excellent. One I hadn't heard before.

[rockyracoon]

Very good, pinched for FB

[Papa_Paul]

lol.... good one

[excelsior-1]

superb

[Infomaniac]

I like it.