Won't to the posh do last night, had a really great time, got hit on by a couple of blokes though and when I told my daughter she said what did I expect when I was wearing f**k me shoes. To me they were just shoes, high, stiletto heel and strappy.
Just imagine coming home, dog-tired, wanting your tea, a beer and a bath only to find your missus was standing there in her new, high, stiletto heel, strappy Laboutins with a smile on her face........