an most funny (but not quite) joke

[wolf63]

Stephen the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was Stephen, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning, Trevor noticed Stephen’s bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Stephen had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Stephen, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Stephen became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The Result? The judges not only awarded Stephen the No-Bell-Piece Prize but they also awarded him the-Pullet-surprise as well. Clearly Stephen was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Do you know a Politician called Stephen?

[tonyav]

LOL, I think all politicians should be from now on be called Stephen.

[maggiebee]

Nice one - going to write to a Stephen tonight.

[Psybbo]

Stephen's cock-ups?

[marval]

Good one

[jabuchanjx]

Sure that wasn't written for an American Steven?