This really ugly woman goes to see her doctor, severely depressed and suicidal.

[Groupie]

"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks.

The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over there on the couch first. Face down, please."

[tenrec]

Ha ha

[Mosaic]

So this doctor - was she married?

[tonyav]

LOL.