Perhaps...

[Jemisa]

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Ben says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Ben."

Maria says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good too Maria."

She calls on Little Jimmy at the back.

Jimmy says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."

[maggiebee]

Oooh Jem, you are awful but I like it.

[tenrec]

Brill.