Married Bliss

[magicmick]

Two guys sat in bar complete strangers the old chap said "you are looking a bit bothered are you ok?" the young fellow replied "I am getting married soon not to sure about it have you any advise?" to which the old chap said" I have had two bad experiences with marriage" the young lad wanted to know more, "oh the first wife died of food poisoning " said the old guy " that is awfull" said the young lad "and the second wife died of a fractured skull" the old guy went on "this is terrible " said the distraught boy "how did that happen" the old man took a sip of his whisky and said"well she would not eat the mushrooms"

[maggiebee]

The oldies are the best lol

[marval]

HaHa