Thirsty Tortoise.

[zabado]

A bloke hears a knock on his front door and goes to see who's there.
On his door step is a tortoise who says "can I have a drink of water please".The bloke says "cheeky little sod" and gives it an almighty kick clear out of the garden. Five days later there's another knock on his door and when he opens it the tortoise says "what did you do that for"?.

[Brinjal]

Shame poor tortoise. Lol

[magicmick]

I have not hared that one

[pusskin]

ha ha ha x

[Jemisa]

Aww! but did it get a drink this time? :)

jem

[marval]

Oh poor tortoise, lol