Heard in Court

[McMouse]

BARRISTER: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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___________________BARRISTER:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

[McMouse]

BARRISTER: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
BARRISTER: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
BARRISTER: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
BARRISTER: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
BARRISTER: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
BARRISTER: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

[tonyav]

Seen them before McMouse, good ain't they.

[tenrec]

Some good'uns there McMouse.