A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the
words "yes" and "no" onto his pen!s. The owner agrees. When the job is
complete the guy pays and leaves.
That night, the man strips off his pants and shorts, and proudly shows
the new tattoo to his wife.
"What do you think of my new tattoo… great, isn’t it?"
His wife replies, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me how to clean, you
tell me how to drive the car, and now you’re trying to put words in my mouth!"