Morning Sex

[Grumpygrandad]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally
slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've
got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt
still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

[marval]

lol

[Jemisa]

Oldy but Goldy... :)

jem

[sandyRoe]

But you couldn't boil an egg in two minutes

[tenrec]

Love it!

[ojread2]

lol, brilliant