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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people. . Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
The next person who says “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” will learn that it’s not my fist but the impact.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
If you don’t believe in oral $ex, keep your mouth shut.
Today, I’ll be cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft”.
Do I know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
The next person who says “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” will learn that it’s not my fist but the impact.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
If you don’t believe in oral $ex, keep your mouth shut.
Today, I’ll be cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft”.
Do I know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO
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I have just read 'the history of super glue.' I couldn't put it down.
18:21 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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