Chanel 4 News flash 6/7/2012.

[TWR]

Due to the amount of rain the UK's population have enjoyed over the last week or so, Mr Knob head Osbourne has decided the country has had enough free water, from the Ist July 2012 he plans to Tax the UK Population according, whatever part of the UK gets the most rainfall, that area will pay the highest tax.

[TWR]

Bugger me Factor, I though you would have sussed that out lol

[TWR]

Sorry J.T.H. I did not mean that.

[jackthehat]

Many on here have trouble deciphering your more straightforwards posts.......please don't start posting whimisical or humorous threads, it'll only create even more confusion!

[TWR]

Ok, shut the lid.

[bednobs]

Jack, i don't think TWR is english, that's why his posts are so hard to understand

[jno]

got you there, factor30. Just as well dotty was around to tease out the implications of the plan.

[tenrec]

Good one TWR.

[Dee Sa]

not Ozzy he is a national treasure ! this is dick head supreme Osborne.

[TWR]

Thank you Tenrec, as least you understood it. anyway, good morning all, hope you are enjoying the bright start, as I type the sun is shinning, was shinning sht, has it got to your area yet?

[sir.prize]

Thanks for that Dee Sa - the surname spelling confused me.

[boxtops]

They could charge us for water coming out of the Thames, some of it must swish past here eventually :-(

[TWR]

Hiya Boxy / Sir, how the weather your way? we've had our bloody share here, I gather the South West is in for a lashing today, Have a good day u 2.