Honesty

[madiba]

PEOPLE say that I am as honest as the day is long. Does this mean that in winter, as the days become shorter, I become proportionately less honest, and might therefore be tempted to start shoplifting, for example ?

[tenrec]

Where are you getting these excellent jokes from?

[madiba]

Tenrec - love to be able to say that I'm making
them up but I'm not that cleaver.
Some of them are pretty good though
aren't they ?
Watch this space.

[tenrec]

Yes I'm loving this sort of humour. I do lead a rather dull life at times!

[humbersloop]

I should bloody well hope not. The last thing we want is someone loose with a cleaver.

[Ellipsis]

If you are not that cleaver, maybe we should meat?

[tenrec]

Ooh I missed that Humber! Well spotted.

[madiba]

Yes so did I - my humblest apologies

[ludwig]

If the crime rate does rise in winter, it would explain this kind of thing..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...england-kent-11908583

It all makes sense.