Last wish...

Jemisa | 22:32 Sat 21st Jul 2012 | Jokes

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There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would die. So he asks the
beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish.

"Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita Kruschev." (you know a
president of the ex USSR who was fat and had no hair on his head).

"Nikita Kruschev? But he's been dead for a long time."

"I don't care, I want to kiss his head," the man says. "This is my last wish!"

The nurse didn't know what to do. Then she thought of something. As the man did
not wear his glasses the nurse takes her beautiful tits out of her bra and
offers the left one to the man. He holds it and caresses it, very moved. He
said, "Oh my dear Nikita, my old friend! How happy I am to see you again!"

He was kissing her left breast so warmly that the nurse started liking the whole
situation. She asks the man, "What about kissing president Eisenhower's head too?"

"Yes! Is he here as well??"

"Of course he is here," she says, and offers him her right breast.

"Oh my dear president, how happy I am to see you here," said the man, kissing
again and again.

The nurse liked all this very very much, and was starting to get wet, so she
asked the man, "What about Fidel Castro?"