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JonnyBoy12 | 12:01 Tue 24th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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I bear walks into a hairdresser's salon but there are more than half a dozen people in there ahead of him. The owner of the salon says very apologetically "I am really sorry, sir, but there is more than an hour's wait. You could come back later but all these customers were before you. I am sorry but here it is always 'first come, first served'.

"That is all right" the bear replied. "I have my own way of dealing with things like that" and promptly ate all of the customers. However, the hairdresser did not bat an eyelid at this behaviour. Why was this?


Because the bear was at an organised barber queue, of course!
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Groan!!
G R O A N but I did smile
...also groan!
Ouch!
pleased that you could "bear" to pass this on.
Did he want a teddy boy hair cut ?
Before I even looked at the post I knew who the OP would be.
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The same bear also went into a pub later that day and the following event happened:

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question768707.html

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