Talking of water............

[Tilly2]

We had our water bill yesterday and our direct debit payment has risen from £27.00 per month to £41.00 per month.

I blame my husband for his over enthusiastic use of our newly purchased Karcher pressure washer. He loves it. Anything that can get blasted gets blasted. Is it all his fault?

Manneken Pis has nothing on him.

[Tilly2]

No boxy, I'll be aiming for his head.

[boxtops]

LOL

[gness]

Right.....Gness....a shillelagh.....and a man in close proximity. Hmmmmm?

I once chased a burglar with a shillelagh.

[Tilly2]

Did you catch him?

[Tilly2]

Did you have the shillelagh or did he?

[gness]

I had the shillelagh. He was breaking through my neighbours patio doors. I was creeping around the house to clobber him with the shillelagh when another neighbour passing by shouted.....Hello Gness. How are you? I shouted back...Grand thanks. How are you? And there went the element of surprise. :-(
He leapt the fence and I draw the line at leaping anything.
I did shout ....Come back here!.....Like a fool.

[islasmum]

Thanks for that gness, first decent laugh I've had today!!