Would any of you ladies wear these hideous jeans? I think they look horrible and actually make the model look fatter than in the muffin top jeans. I haven't worn high waisted jeans since about 15 years ago. I just hide my muffin top under long tops these days.
Because if you change the wording, it loses the humorous effect of substituting a high street brand with an expensive designer brand, and puting it in the celebrity section.