I entered a blindfolded masturbating contest at the weekend

[Duncer]

.............................I've no idea where I came.

[carrust]

Sibton. Mine's bigger than DT's....

[Psybbo]

On it DT

[Psybbo]

Prove it carrust

[thenry]

Was that to help the blind cobblers thumb?

[DTCwordfan]

with a butt like that on your avatar, carrust, I am not surprised.

"Never mind the length feel the girth".

[carrust]

I go as a petrol pump to fancy dress parties...

[DTCwordfan]

not that impressive, carrust

http://makloox.zoohav...es/deer_penis_091.jpg

I ate oxen's in Beijing (and very good it was too, served with a mushroom sauce, I do not jest); my ex said that it was one of those dishes that grows on you.....

[DTCwordfan]

somehow, I don't think that this thread will survive unless the guards are down before Ed's Renaissance

[coffeeboy]

I won by a head

[joggerjayne]

There was a meeting for guys with premature ejaculation problems.

The dress code was Come In Your Pants