I've heard that all bank notes get that money smell from cocaine and CRACK!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the one pound notes In your wallet were ever in a stripper's @rse crack?
If not, you're wondering now aren't you?. Have a nice day ..
So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money
That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!
"I was wandering along the road and for some reason looked down - my top and camisole had both slipped and all that was visible was the money sticking out of my bra. I hope that nobody that I know saw it. :-)"
This adds a novel (and more lucrative) twist to the phrase; "Show us yer tits!"