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Ever had a REALLY good night, but it went REALLy down hill on the way home?? Hope it wasn't as bad as this

http://www.mail.com/i...ml#.2396-stage-set1-5

Getting drunk, not a great idea - but so far so good, falling onto the railway track - night suddenly going worse, then some git nicks your stuff - getting sh!tty, then you get run over by a train..... Lucky white heather anyone?

[DTCwordfan]

The Darwin Award:

France, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman, still alive and apparently now thankful that he was. However, he was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

[Jeza]

DT. Best laugh I've had all day. God please don't tell me it's true. lol

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I'm not sure if this guy would be eligble for an Assisted Darwin award, though DT, I just thought lucky bu99er. Bet his OH won't let him out on his own for a while :)

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Have the video.. Media URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202165/Swedish-police-hunt-thief-watched-drunk-reveller-fall-rail-track-robbing--leaving-run-train.html
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http://www.dailymail....tml?ito=feeds-newsxml

Scroll down for video :)