Smoke Joke
Two old ladys waiting at the bus stop one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts to rain, so the one who is smoking takes a condom out of her purse cuts the edge of and puts it over her cigarette. Her friend asks 'what are you doing?' So she replies 'I don't want to get my cigarette wet so I am covering it with a condom' so the friend asks what is a condom and where do you buy them?' From the pharmacy was the reply.
So next day she goes to the pharmacy and asks the man if she could have a condom,
'What size?'
So she replies
'Oh I don't know one that will fit a camel'