Got any...

[Jemisa]

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread.
"Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we haven"t got any bloody bread. "Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "NO, are you bleedin' deaf? We haven"t got any f**king bread. Ask me again and I"ll nail your bloody beak to the bar, you irritating little bastard bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails? "Barman says: "NO.
"Duck says: "Got any bread?"

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it.

[chaptazbru]

Up to your usual standards.

[wardlaw]

Love it!!

[JonnyBoy12]

What is a bird's favourite television programme?

Duck-umentaries!

[tonyav]

Groan.